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The joke stops here.
But the crisis doesn’t.

We’ve already crossed the 1.5°C guardrail. That’s not a warning; it’s a status update. Buying carbon credits won’t fix this.
But real action, by real people, still matters.

Legal defence for the planet
how close is the world to irreversible climate change?
Rethink the system entirely

Reduce. Reuse. Report,

Your metrics, optimised for visibility.

generate impact

Carbon Offset Pack™

Reduce your emissions without reducing anything at all.
  • Offsets calculated via proprietary visibility algorithm
  • Includes one digital tree NFT and downloadable badge
  • Verified by third-party aligned partners
  • Carbon neutrality (according to our internal standards)
offset now
Offsets are symbolic. Not valid in regions with real climate policy.

B Certified Kit™

Compliance you can frame.
  • B-speak for press releases and mission statements
  • Includes branded impact reports with editable outcomes
  • Partner-friendly ESG alignment checklist
Generate Certification
Certification for branding use only. Metrics may be unverifiable.
Ethics not included.

Eco Presence Bundle™

Appear active. Remain unchanged.
  • Aesthetic green website overlay + custom sustainability icons
  • Includes social media toolkit for Earth Day
  • One-on-one branding call with our “Perception Architect”™
  • Monthly “Feel-Good Insight Report”
Activate Visibility
Impact may remain unchanged. Aesthetic improvements only.

The IM™ family.

Integrated solutions for every part of you.

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MORAL INC.

Be better.
Or at least look like it.
upgrade now
Terms and abstractions may apply.

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Greenwashed™

Offset your guilt.
Plant your status.
generate impact
Not valid in places with real climate policy.

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Feeling Inc.

We care.
Because you care.
feel now
Emotions not guaranteed.

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ReplaceAIble™

Optimise productivity.
Make yourself redundant.
replace yourself
IM™ assumes no liability for redundancy.

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Corporeal™

Own your time.
Lease your body.
optimise now
May reduce perceived autonomy.